little-red-ridinghoodie:
when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.
jaclcfrost:
do you ever feel like mike wazowski

animalcrossingwii:
I’m the mayor. Remove the cliff.
retaking-america:
Jefferson and Adams love each other.
Madison doesn’t understand.
kiddwaynejohnson:
does anyone even know if they’re saying swag ironically or not anymore
equalist:
beauty is in the eye of the

popcornmassacre:
every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
VIDEO GAMES ARE HAPPENING FASTER THAN I CAN MAKE MONEY
